So I'm on the third floor of my apartment building in the middle unit. I have 3 distinct neighbors that I'm aware of but have never seen - the Baby People, the Pot People, and the Hacking Cough People (or person). The comic above is an accurate description of the Baby People and how the dad copes with his crying child. I can't tell if the Pot People are actually potheads or if they just leave the window open a lot and the smell drifts in from the neighboring building, and the Hacking Cough Person I have never seen but I imagine she looks like Mama Fratelli from the Goonies.
And then there's me.
No noise complaints yet, but I'm waiting for it.
Have a good day everyone!